Been a few days of Windows 7. Again, so far, so pretty good.
Been GPSing around the city again. I’m testing a few GPS devices for this story that I’m writing, and unlike most magazines that review these little gizmos by listing the features, I wanted to actually use the damn things before I waxed eloquent. Fine sentiment, yes, but just a couple of small problems. First, I don’t have a car. Yup, that’s right, I’m just a poor boy in a rich man’s world, and all I got is a bike. Admittedly a pretty nice bike, being the Pulsar 200 (in black, natch!), but it’s a little difficult hanging onto the handlebars and fumbling with a GPS thingy, all at the same time. Also, you can’t really hear the pretty lady say “Take the next right, moron”, on a bike. The second problem is more a function of chronology and geography than anything else. Simply put, I’m in Bangalore, in 2009. This means that, just like me, a gazillion other people have made their way here from all over the world, and those pretty little roads in the pensioners paradise are now seething, snarling, teeming, endless lines of red brake lights winking at you from under kohl-rimmed lashes.
But never discount a geek on a mission—he shall find a way. In my case, it was to wait till 12 AM, pop the GPS thingy into my bag, plug in some headphones, and set off. I chose a destination on the dark side of the moon (the other end of Bangalore, which might as well be the dark side of the moon, especially since the roads here closely resemble the dark (and bright) side of the moon), and set up. To thwart the chill in the air, I was well wrapped up in woolies (Delhi folk, chill here means 12 degrees C, eat your heart out), and the roads were nice and traffic free. It was strange, to say the least, to ride along listening faithfully to a little voice in my ear, but I followed instructions to the T, and boy what a ride I had.
At first, all went well. I was on nice broad roads, and the lady in my ear seemed pleased. A few k’s in, though, and she directed me down a little street. I had my qualms, but heck, I’m testing this thing, ain’t I, so there I went. And it took me through Chikpet. Now, for those who don’t know Bangalore, let me just say that this particular locality is something like Chandni Chowk in Delhi, the walled city in Jaipur, or the narrow lanes in old Calcutta. If it had been daytime, I would probably still have been there, stuck in traffic, but thankfully, it was all shuttered and dark, and I made my way through quite swiftly. To be fair to the device, it is possible that I took a wrong turning at one point, since there were two lanes close together, and I would have had to check the screen to be sure of the one to take, which I obviously couldn’t.
In any case, I did get back on track, and the little lady did actually get me to Point B with a minimum of fuss. The way home was a lot smoother, since all I had to do was press “Take me home”, having cannily saved that destination earlier, and she took me home. And by a much nicer route, I might add—broad, well-lit roads. In fact, I swear I caught a hint of smugness in her tone, when we got home. “You have reached your destination”.
I’ve been using this device some more, and I’m quite impressed so far. I’m also testing a competitor, but since that one doesn’t have a headphone port, I need a partner in crime to sit behind me and guide me around the city of blinding lights. That shall happen over the weekend.
I toyed with asking my boss to lend me his car for the tests, or just outright buying one on the company’s dime, but hmmm, in these recessive times, one can’t be too careful, so I didn’t.